November 2010
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conconstheunicorn-deactivated20 asked: You remind me of Juno. But more epic and real.
i'm slowly becoming a romantic atheist.
October 2010
Well...
Niece: Aunt yoyo... can I fart rainbows?
Me: What?
Niece: Can I fart rainbows?
Me: If you eat a lot of skittles, you can definitely fart rainbows.
Niece: How many skittles?
Me: Just a fun size pack, that will get you at least a decent sized rainbow fart
Niece: REALLY!?
Me: Yep. Would I lie to you?
(10 minutes later)
Dad: Why is my grandchild downstairs making grunting noises
Me: She's trying to fart rainbows
Dad: Of course she is. And what are you going to tell her when she in fact doesn't fart rainbows and she ends up shitting her pants one solid color. What are you going to do then?
Me: Simple.
Me: Tell her to eat more skittles!
(this is where dad smacked me against the head)
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Naaaaaaaay
Being apart of a 2 man horse costume Logan & I didn’t think the entire night would be spent him asking everyone at the party, “Where’d my ass go?” me asking, “Have you seen my head?” and everyone telling Logan, “Your ass just threw up on princess leia.”
OH THE TANGLED WEBS WE WEAVE.
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Tonight.
I’m taking my niece trick-or-treating dressed as Coraline
Watching ‘Halloween’ with my family (family tradition)
Going to three parties back to back
First party i’m the troll face, forever #trollin
Second party i’m going as a horses ass. Literally, two man costume and Logan made me be the rear end.
Third party i will be a zombie skateboarder. Simply because, I...
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The haircut & Max.
I had the pleasure of getting haircuts from my dad, practically all my life. It went for the horrible 2rd grade bowl cut, to the 3rd grade mullet to the then 4th grade “she might have stuck her head in a wood chipper.” He tried, he really did. I mean, he didn’t exactly have the model customer to work with. My hair was curly and always in knots, i enjoyed sticking gum inside of it...
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Fun fact Friday: i slang apples.
Every weekend I sell apples at the farmers market. I live on an apple farm, we inherited from my grandparents a couple years back and continued the tradition. I just always get volunteered to be the one that sells them at 5 in the morning every Saturday and Sunday. I’m an apple slanger. I push apples. HOV! <>
PS. I also know how to make apple butter and an apple bong. You know, trades...
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allwithin-deactivated20110418 asked: kc,
how are you so awesome?
that's a legit question too. I've been pondering it for a few days and I cannot come up with an answer.
thoughts?
<3333
how are you so awesome?
that's a legit question too. I've been pondering it for a few days and I cannot come up with an answer.
thoughts?
<3333
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When in doubt, insert a rainbow.
Ex: See, thats why we didn't last at all KC. You were so dead on about being "alone" being "anti social" and "creatively depressed"
Me: Really? All this time I thought it was because you fucked the Chinese chick from your Asian Ethnics class because she *got* you.
Me: Hm... (insert rainbow here) the more you know.
Ex: You're such a dick head
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Batman won't have The Riddler? Welp, there goes my...
Also, Tom Hardy? Oh. Yeah. That makes sense.
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Its France.
Most of the time when I wake up in the morning I always have this feeling of being antsy. Always wanting to be somewhere other than where I am. I move around like a little chess piece because i’m just not settled. This morning, for the first time, i felt … sure. I felt like my head and my heart miraculously agreed over night while i was sleeping about where we want to spend the greater...
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somewherebetterthanhere asked: So I am stalking out your new layout and I MUST SAY dear it is quite the loveliest. You are also lovely. And all of your sweet little pups are lovely. And your photography skills are lovely. We need to meet, I SAY!
p.s. I typed this with an English accent.
p.s.s. I think it's awesome you were raised in Japan. The little girl I babysit asked me the other day "Do you...
p.s. I typed this with an English accent.
p.s.s. I think it's awesome you were raised in Japan. The little girl I babysit asked me the other day "Do you...
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fuckyeahalbuquerque asked: How did they signal Batman during the day?
annaverity asked: I think we need to have a Nightmare Before Christmas viewing party on Sunday night. Yes?
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“Doc: If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits eighty-eight miles per...”
– Back To The Future
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“Marty McFly: Wait a minute, Doc. Ah… Are you telling me you built a time...”
– Back To The Future
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Then why didn't mommy want me?
Being a then 20 year old father looking down at his 4 year old daughter, i’m sure my dad found himself in the one situation he had dreaded the most. The talk where he has to explain to his very sensitive daughter that the reason why her mother almost gave her up for adoption and fled to her aunts in the united states at 16 was because you broke her heart in half. Broke her heart so...
