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“It’s no good pretending that any relationship has a future if your record...”
– Nick Hornby
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passthemike asked: Remember when you said that everyone I recommend is stupid?
Well today, you are stupid.
Well today, you are stupid.
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Basically.
Dad: Last night I was looking for the best prices on cameras
Dad: I came across that Canon Mark II, holy shit!
Dad: With that retail price it better blow you and make you breakfast besides taking high-res pictures.
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There is no reason for you to be in your 20's and...
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Thanks Dad.
Me: I like how in my medical records it says I was a Selective Mute
Dad: Those doctors didn't know what they were talking about, I took you to another pediatrician on the military base and he said you just didn't want to talk.
Dad: You weren't having a case of 'Selective Mutism'
Dad: You were a 'Selective Asshole'
Dad: Shit hasn't changed since you were 5.
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Anonymous asked: Are you into Anime at all?
Anonymous asked: Gotta kiss your ass a little and tell you I really really enjoy your blog. I just read your post about talking a lot about comics. I feel the same way. Out of curiousity, if you could have the powers of one being in the Marvel Universe, whether good or evil, who would it be? Now how about in the DC?
it's the time again. Book recommendations?
i need some good books for the road.
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underwear, tea, and the Internet.
Just your typical Sunday.
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I never like speaking, but when it comes to...
I think thats why in every day life people think i’m the quietest person with socially awkward interactions, but really, its because none of these people like comics. I can’t make a conversation about how much of a douche your ex is being, or if i saw the latest episode of True Blood. I can’t talk fashion, trends or realistically anything of importance when it comes to the news....
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Sometimes I just don't know.
I get this perfect illusion of a life I want to a lead, and then spend the rest of the days convincing myself that this is exactly what i wanted. Right now I feel like I made the wrong choice. My gut instincts are telling me not to push on with the path I started walking down, but my head knows it’s the only thing that makes sense. Stick with where your feet are taking you. But right now all...
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When calling Verizon....
Automated Operator: Hi, Thank you for calling Verizon, please tell me what you're having problems with. You can say "Email" "Text Messaging" "Web"
Me: It's a piece of shit
Automated Operator: I'm sorry to hear that, one moment while we transfer your call
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Anonymous asked: Hey K,
Its your father. Just wanted to tell you that I love you and your face is stupid. Now come pick up these clothes from my house before you leave for California and forget. Also, pick up some milk. I want to eat Honey Combs and we ran out.
Love,
Dad
PS. You might want to reevaluate your online time if you read this message before the text...
Its your father. Just wanted to tell you that I love you and your face is stupid. Now come pick up these clothes from my house before you leave for California and forget. Also, pick up some milk. I want to eat Honey Combs and we ran out.
Love,
Dad
PS. You might want to reevaluate your online time if you read this message before the text...
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Product of rape and infidelity.
I’ve always turned an eye from my family history, not because I don’t care, but theres a lot of skeleton’s i’d rather not know about. My mom’s side of the family has always been a mystery to me since my dad was the one who raised me by himself. And since my dad was in the marines, the only family i saw outside from him were my grandparents (his parents) that flew over...
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I spell my last name wrong far too much for my own...
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“Look, when you come to the house to do your laundry, you’re going to have...”
– Dad via email.
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Text Messages I wake up to...
Lucas: You sent me a picture text message last night at 4am
Lucas: Automatically i thought you were drunk, so i was excited that this said picture message was about to contain your: nipples, boobs, lesbian action, all of the above.
Lucas: Color me surprise when i opened it, it was a picture of a screen shot of Duck Hunt. With a caption that read "Perfect kill, i need to change career paths."
Lucas: Normal girls get drunk, take nudes. You get drunk, play Duck Hunt. I'm going to need more boob flashing in order to keep you in my phone.
Me: ( o Y o )
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