March 2011
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February 2011
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Question: How do I know if a girl loves me or not?
If one night you go out drinking and end up back at her place, pass out together on the bed with your shoes on, and wake up a few hours later only to discover that you’ve peed the bed, which she takes in stride, changes the sheets, and then the next morning has a laugh about it, later leaves some pamphlets from the local health clinic about child bedwetters in your mailbox, and eventually after a...
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I understand sarcasm is hard to distinguish...
but my common sense has equipped me long enough to distinguish the difference between “sarcasm” and just being a “flaming asshat who is mayor of asshole island and resides on assfuck street with his friend asinine.”
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a good date is when a guy takes you to an ice skating rink at closing hours and has a friend that works there who owes him a favor, lets you all in to skate alone. even turns on the disco lights and music.
a great date, is when you’re skating alone with this guy and because of your clear lack of skating ability, you fall and bust your ass all over the ice, he notices how evident...
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I have a date tonight.
The only problem is, I don’t have anything to wear. Literally. Before being asked to get courted to an open mic night, I decided today was the day I was going to wash probably, almost a month of dirty clothes that has almost gobbled up my entire room. Along with Rufio & I’s existence. All I have is the clothes i’m wearing now, without pants.
Not only that, just one washer...
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I'm always attracted to people opposite of me.
In relationships and friendships. I surround myself with individuals who share no interests that I have, let alone share a common appearance (tattoos,ect). And people always ask me, “how do you even get along?”
Easy. We both welcome differences. I’m easily bored, my personality is also nomadic. How I am this year, might not be who i’ll be two years from now. So having...
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Sometimes I think nature loves me when it provides...
Nature obviously knows I had no intention of leaving my bed.
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I need a boyfriend.
Not for me, for Rufio.
He is in need of a father figure. Somebody that will take him to the dog park and teach him how to defend himself against those bully ass leaves that tumble by way too quickly and attack him like silent ninjas with katana swords in both hands. A man that will show him real sports, not my sports, which consists of trash can basketball and the occasional aggressive game of...
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It's probably weird.
But whenever I’m on the Metro with a bunch of people, I silently look around and ponder to myself, “I wonder what their facebook profile picture is..”
AND I WONDER THIS IN THE MOST NON CREEPY WAY.
I just always assume that peoples identity online is different from their real life one. So if you’re the button up stock broker who is sitting across from me or the business...
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“Rorschach’s Journal. October 12th, 1985: This city is afraid of me. I have seen...”
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Walter “Rorschach” Kovacs , Watchmen
sovereignspace asked: THANK YOU FOR EXISTING
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IF ONLY YOU COULD USE .GIF'S IN REAL LIFE...
