Whenever i call customer service for anything (ie; your account number, tracking number, order number) it always ends up having a few letters in it and no matter what, all of a sudden, you don’t know any damn words that start with that letter.
Customer Service: And your order number?
Me: 1094… D as in… D … dddd… Dementor?
Me: 86… P as in..
Then when you finally get your shit together and realize you’re not a complete idiot you just end up sounding like a pervert instead.
Me: 86… P as in… penis.
Me: N as in nipples.
Customer Service: To confirm that was one zero nine four dementor eight six penis nipples?
I’ll never be good at this.