Oh hey, coming to my wedding tomorrow morning?
My best friend Peanut got engaged two months ago, shes having her wedding tomorrow at 9am. She wants me to be the only witness/maid of honor/photographer. She told me this 4 hours ago. I thought she was joking until she updated her Facebook status and has continued to text me telling me that shes picking me up in the morning to go to the church with her. This……. is how my friends get married.


