The only reason my dad Skype's me..
Me:
Are we really going to do this?
Dad:
I got my cookie dough ice cream sitting on my desk, girl interrupted is playing on the Netflix, i'm all set.
Me:
Sigh... fine.
Dad:
So, who do you likeeeeeeee, who do you fancyyyyyyyyyy, tell me all about himmm. Or her. Or it, you never know. Crossing all bases.
Me:
...
Dad:
Stop covering your face with your hoodie!
Dad:
I didn't break out the cookie dough ice cream for nothing! It's gossiping time!
Dad:
SPILL THE BEANS!
Me:
... he's got an accent..
Dad:
Gorrrrrrrrrrrrrl
Me:
oh my god, Goodnight.
