Dear Ex Boyfriends,
We didn’t work out. Obviously. I probably sucked as a girlfriend, you more than likely probably sucked as a boyfriend. We fucked up a lot. Shit happens.
I don’t want to be bro’s, but I can say I hold no grudge against any one of you. Why? Because you’ve collectively molded everything I never want to date again and i’m sure I’ve done the same for you. We’ve both helped each other out unknowingly. If I were to see anybody with your same reflective traits, I’d run in the complete opposite direction. For that, I thank you for the previous experience which you have provided me with.
I wish you all the best in your future endeavors, and if you come across a girl that reminds you of me, well, keep her. Because I was kind of awesome.
Sincerely,
Your ex girlfriend



