How every fucking single interaction goes.
Random Person:
Hi my name is (insert name), nice to meet you.
Me:
Hi, (insert name). I'm Kyoko, pleasure meeting you.
Random Person:
Kyoko? Well that's a unique name, where are you from?
Me:
Japan.
Random Person:
Get out, can you speak Japanese?
Me:
I'd hope so since i lived there for 20 years.
Random Person:
Speak Japanese!
Me:
No, i'm good. Thanks anyways.


