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First night on the job

Boss: Don't step on that
Me: What? DON'T STEP ON WHAT!? WHAT DID I STEP ON!?
Me: PLEASE DON'T TELL ME ITS AN EYEBALL
Me: OR SOMEBODIES FINGER
Me: OMG AM I STANDING ON BRAINS!?!
Boss: I meant the extension chord..
Me: Oh..
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