The Boxtrolls Official Trailer #2 (2014)
I. CANNOT. WAIT. The perfection is too much for my heart.
At first, I couldn’t work up the effort to be annoyed at DC for approving a script that shows a sexy woman humorously attempt suicide over and over because I can only be angry so many days in a row. First, I was annoyed that instead of looking for new talent and then asking that one person to draw a page they instead ask thousands to do finished work and only pay one of them, but let’s move on.
I became pissed when I found out that it was meant to be commentary on how this sort of thing is bad which is great except that it’s a comic so you’re still going to have your drawing of Harley naked in a tub trying to off herself. You can’t have it both ways.
One of the happiest animations I have seen, ever, on the subject of imminent death.
Saddest moment in television history.
- To not have pants on
- For someone to give me a Reeses or Kit Kat
- To go home and get in a blanket burrito
- For somebody to be in that burrito with me
- Possibly make out with said person
- Watch Mulan until I fall asleep
- Wake up to eat another Reeses or Kit Kat
- Then internet until 5am because I don’t know what sleep is.
But I can’t do anything right now BECAUSE THESE GOD FORSAKEN PANTS ARE STILL ON ME.