Vet:
Now, according to his regular vet, Rufio has an extra toe on his back paw and a tiny hole in his skull because it didn't form all the way, correct?

Me:
Correct.

Vet:
Does he have any other defects?

Me:
He's got atrocious taste in music.

Vet:
I mean physically..

Me:
That's all of his mutant quirks. Hole in the head and extra toe.

Vet:
Hm..

Me:
I know, not enough to get into the Mutant school for the gifted.

Vet:
I'm afraid not, it says nothing about lasers on his paperwork.